Category: Joke Board
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of
a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more
than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material
imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types
of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really
quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch
and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole
hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD,
E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enorm! ous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get
up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
oh, hahaha. that's cool
<lol>
Had to think about the German bra, and especially liked the definition for size h.
Thanks.
Bob
lol, cute.
ROFL I love this.
This is the best thing I've heard all weekend! And type H made me spit water at the computer screen. Also, I will never be able to hear "Staunch and upright!" without smirking.
hehehhehheh well i'm glad you all liked it!Smile!
lol@the german bra comment!